Starting with the 2002 season, the Houston Texan franchise was born, we had 32 NFL teams, eight divisions and a healthy sport with plenty of parity, a salary cap and a fair scheduling algorithm. All was well in the world, and we had a framework we thought could last decades.
Of course, the salary cap went away last year. The owners have instituted a lockout. The economy is sicker than Deadwood’s Doc Cochran on a stagnant July afternoon and all we can do is hope that all these silly people can come to an agreement in time to save the 2011 season.
So I thought I’d pass some time by rating the franchises over the last nine seasons. Who has best navigated the salary cap? Who wins, year after year? And who simply doesn’t get it?
1. New England Patriots. The Patriots are first in total victories (110), and tied for first in playoff victories (11) and Super Bowl wins (2). The only blemishes on an incredible run are not completing the first undefeated 19-game season in NFL history, then not winning a playoff game since that Super Bowl XLII loss. New England is riding an NFL-best ten consecutive winning seasons.
2. Indianapolis Colts. The Colts have the NFL’s first run of nine straight seasons with ten or more wins. They last had a losing season in 2001. Combine that with 109 regular seasons wins, a 9-8 record in the playoffs and one Super Bowl win, and they’re right up there with the Patriots. They’re the only team that has been to the playoffs all nine seasons since realignment. No other team has more than seven.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers. There’s no surprise at number three, either. The Steelers are third with 93 wins in nine seasons, and tied with the Patriots with eleven playoff wins and two Super Bowls. When you think of extraordinary success since realignment, you think of these top three teams.
4. Philadelphia Eagles. Without a Super Bowl win in franchise history (the Eagles won the NFL championship game in 1960), some might question why Philadelphia is fourth. It’s those 91 wins and seven playoff appearances. The Eagles even have seven playoff wins and are one of three teams riding a playoff streak of three or more seasons. They’re always a threat and have had only one losing season in the last nine.
5. Green Bay Packers. The Packers have 84 wins, six playoff appearances and last season’s Super Bowl win. They had a couple of bad seasons this decade, but always rebound quickly.
6. Baltimore Ravens. Name the only team with playoff victories each of the last three seasons? That’s right, the Ravens. While his playoff statistics are borderline atrocious, Joe Flacco has been on the winning side in the post-season more times than not. And always on the road. The Ravens have 82 regular-season wins, seventh on the list.
7. New York Giants. With 79 regular-season wins and the one fantastic come-from-nowhere Super Bowl odyssey, the Giants belong high up on the list. They haven’t had a losing season since 2004.
8. San Diego Chargers. The Chargers would be much higher if rankings were based solely on regular-season dominance. They have 88 regular season wins, and haven’t had a losing season since 2003. But they play in a weak division and they have a 3-5 playoff record, so they are marked as underachievers.
9. New Orleans Saints. The Saints have that great Super Bowl run of 2009 and only one truly bad season in the last nine. The 77 regular-season wins ties for 12th, but the three playoff appearances is far down the list.
10. New York Jets. The Jets are tied for seventh with five playoff appearances, but have not appeared in a Super Bowl since 1968. They’ve done some damage with a 6-5 playoff record, however. The 72 regular season wins (.500 record) keeps them from moving any higher.
11. Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks reached a Super Bowl in 2005, and are tied with the Raiders for the most consecutive playoff appearances with at least one win (4). They are 5-6 in the playoffs since 2002. Three straight losing seasons and 74 regular-season wins in nine years keeps them out of the top ten.
12. Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons have 77 regular-season wins and are tied for the fourth-longest current streak of winning seasons (3). A 2-4 playoff record hurts their profile.
13. Tennessee Titans. The Titans also have 77 regular-season wins and a 2-4 playoff record. They have been on the way down lately, however.
14. Carolina Panthers. The Panthers stand out with five playoff wins in their three appearances, including a Super Bowl appearance in 2003. The 73 wins, including last season’s NFL-low two keep them from rising a few places.
15. Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys have 78 regular-season wins, but only a 1-4 playoff record. They have not been in a Super Bowl since 1995.
16. Denver Broncos. The Broncos had won at least seven games every season since realignment until last season’s four-win disaster. That and a 1-3 playoff record keeps them down the list. They have 78 regular-season wins.
17. Chicago Bears. The Bears have 74 regular-season wins and a 3-3 playoff record that includes a Super Bowl appearance.
18. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The last of the seven teams that has won a Super Bowl since realignment. That came in 2002, and there’s only been one playoff appearance since. Tampa Bay has 70 regular-season wins.
19. Minnesota Vikings. The lowest-ranked of the teams with a winning regular season record (74-70), the Vikings are just 2-3 in the playoffs and have not appeared in the Super Bowl in 35 years.
20. Kansas City Chiefs. The Chiefs have not won a playoff game since 1993. That’s six straight one-and-outs in the post-season, which ties an all-time record set long before there was a Super Bowl. The Chiefs have 67 regular-season wins.
21. Jacksonville Jaguars. With 71 wins and just two playoff appearances, the Jaguars are this high only due to consistency.
22. Arizona Cardinals. While the Cardinals haven’t won an NFL Championship since the franchise was in Chicago in 1947, they did appear in the Super Bowl just three years ago. They have 57 regular-season wins, even though they started the realignment with five straight losing seasons, part of an eight-year streak.
23. Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins have 64 regular-season wins, but no playoff wins in two attempts. Jay Fiedler was the last quarterback to lead Miami to a post-season victory, after the 2000 season.
24. Washington Redskins. The Redskins last appeared in the Super Bowl in 1991. They have 60 regular-season wins since realignment, and a 1-2 playoff record.
25. Cincinnati Bengals. With 62 regular-season wins and no playoff victories since Ickey Woods was shuffling in the 1990 playoffs, the Bengals lead off the bottom quarter of NFL franchises since realignment.
26. San Francisco 49ers. The 49ers last had a winning season and a playoff appearance in 2002. They have 56 wins since realignment.
27. St. Louis Rams. The Rams were a powerhouse nine years ago, and reached the playoffs as late as 2004. But they have only 54 regular-season wins, and were 1-2 in the playoffs. Their four straight losing seasons is the third-longest current streak in the NFL.
28. Buffalo Bills. The Bills last had a winning season in 2004 and are on a six-season streak of losing seasons, second only to Detroit. They haven’t appeared in the playoffs since the 1999 season, and beat the Lions by just a few hours for the longest time since their last playoff game. They have 59 regular-season wins.
29. Houston Texans. The Texans have 55 regular-season wins. Realignment began with Houston added as an expansion team. The Texans have never made the playoffs, and have had only one winning season, in 2009.
30. Oakland Raiders. The Raiders began realignment with an 11-win season, and a Super Bowl appearance. That was their last playoff appearance and their last winning season. They are tied with Seattle (4) for most current consecutive playoff appearances without a one-and-out, but that streak goes back to Los Angeles. They have 48 regular-season wins since realignment.
31. Cleveland Browns. Some might say the Browns haven’t won the NFL championship since 1964 and haven’t won a playoff game since 1994. Others would argue it has never happened, as this Browns team was an expansion team in 1999, and the Ravens are the holders of Browns records. I believe the NFL sides with the Browns, officially. Either way, only 52 regular-season wins and a playoff appearance in 2002 since realignment.
32. Detroit Lions. The Lions’ record for futility is outstanding. It’s big news when the team wins six games – that’s happened only three times since realignment, including last season. That’s led to only 37 wins in the last nine seasons. The last playoff appearance was in the 1999 season, just hours after Buffalo lost its last playoff game. They have a streak of five consecutive one-and-outs in the playoffs, going back to 1991. They have ten straight losing seasons, by far the longest current streak. And they last won an NFL championship in 1957 and have never appeared in a Super Bowl. There’s not much question which franchise belongs at number 32 here.